jPay Message #245

it wasn't too long into my prison bit before I became intensely self conscious of the size of my chest. i lacked anything close to pectorals. except for a brief period in my teens, I'd never made a habit of working out, and as a result of that neglect, I had flat-ass chest. lol ive … Continue reading jPay Message #245 →

“The skinny on skinheads”

I thought fersure I was gonna get along with Nazis or any other white supremacist group. we already had an environmental affinity for and natural predisposition to one another; that is, we were both white guys in prison. despite being hotbeds of racism, few avowed white supremacists, neo-nazis, or Aryan brotherhood types stomp around the … Continue reading “The skinny on skinheads” →

jPay Message #240

A primo example of the stereotypical prison fatass bunks in my cube. He's a good ass dude but also a fat fucker. (I know I'm referencing this movie a lot, but think Fat Tony from the Longest Yard...that movie is fairly spot on in its depictions and jokes about prison.) he's a fat Italian guy … Continue reading jPay Message #240 →

jPay Message #234

there's a few things I pay attention to: shoes, tattoos, what's on their bunk, what TV shows they watch, what books they read. Not in a creepy way, but when you're jammed into the same living quarters as a hundred and fifty motherfuckers you pick up on a few things. I'd guess a 100 have … Continue reading jPay Message #234 →

jPay Message #233

my new long term, prison-art project is making a veritable spank rolodex by collecting old playboy cutouts and collating them into one "ultimate" collection. its basically scrapbooking for perverts. I was introduced to the idea by a lifer who used to be my block rep, and whose prized book was a makeshift playboy, essentially a … Continue reading jPay Message #233 →