Reading David Icke is like an internet comment section as book. Every consiracy is true--thats his general thesis. he ties together all the disparate conspiracy theories, and wraps it up in some metaphysical discussion: the holograph universe, life as a computer game, ancient aliens, life as The Matrix, etc. etc. Maybe it's COVID but doesnt … Continue reading “Empathy For Aliens”
Month: April 2021
“So you’re going to prison…”
ok, you fucked up, and it's time to pay the piper. millions do everyday. it's alright to start admitting you had bigger drinking/drugging problem than "a joint every other weekend." you're going to a place where "worldly success" skews towards higher testosterone levels rather than higher IQ levels. there's nothing I could say that'd adequately … Continue reading “So you’re going to prison…”
“Penitentiary Paychecks for COVID Relief”
The federal stimulus checks are the hottest thing to hit the yard since sub oxen (I know it's one word, the space is just a new tactic to evade the censors). It's revolutionized the way guys are doing their time. Every inmate --save for those listed as someone else's dependent--has been eligible to receive the … Continue reading “Penitentiary Paychecks for COVID Relief”
“Prison Playlist Problems”
Only recently have I actually had some money left over to purchase songs for my jpay tablet. this little problem has metastasized into a significant dilemma that's consumed a good part of the past two days. Most songs cost 1.99, unless they're a remix or quite old (and unpopular), in which case the price for … Continue reading “Prison Playlist Problems”
“Randy Meth Man Savage”
In my first months coming down, I became cool with this dude Randy who moved into my cube. Prison was so new and foreign then, equal parts dull, dangerous, and unsettling. What made it so much worse was a visit from some detectives about a friend who had passed away from an overdose. They brought … Continue reading “Randy Meth Man Savage”
Easy Trouble 