jPay Message #390

Back when I was doing dope, I’d always wonder if people overheard me on the phone with my dealer.

“Yo im trying to get a little boy.” (boy is heroin, girl is coke, btw, for all the squares).

I felt like Id have to explain to anyone in earshot: “IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I’M JUST BUYING HEROIN, NOT A PEDOPHILE!”

(That joke is literally the only thing I’m nostalgic about heroin.

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