Any time a female walks across the yard it's an event, like a sexy alien is suddenly in our presence. Everyone cranes their necks for a look, and half stop what they're doing to stare. In the weight pit, dude literally paused mid-rep to talk about what he'd do to "dat ass." He wasn't the … Continue reading jPay Message #506
Month: April 2023
jPay Message #505
If you're a hardcore environmentalist, the way people live in here would drive you crazy. It even bothers me. For starters, everyone flushes at least 5 times per dump. Letting it marinate is not an option. There's also a lot of copycat "Wet Bandits"om H who turn on sinks and leave them running. They do … Continue reading jPay Message #505
“Toilet Flush Cuts”
Along with a mattress softer than a carpeted floor and taking a shower without flip flops on, there's nothing I look forward to then getting a haircut in an actual barbershop. Now, technically, there is a barbershop in the school building, but they're only allowed to give a cut of one length all the way … Continue reading “Toilet Flush Cuts”