“Penitentiary Paychecks for COVID Relief”

The federal stimulus checks are the hottest thing to hit the yard since sub oxen (I know it's one word, the space is just a new tactic to evade the censors). It's revolutionized the way guys are doing their time. Every inmate --save for those listed as someone else's dependent--has been eligible to receive the … Continue reading “Penitentiary Paychecks for COVID Relief”

“Neurotransmitter Nirvana”

Swimming in post workout endorphins, I lose myself in reverie, picturing the "getting sentenced to prison" montage for the future hbo show. It'll start with my sentencing, broadcast on youtube and conducted over Zoom (a nod to the covid era); followed by a sequence detailing the difficulties of adjusting to life in the joint; finally … Continue reading “Neurotransmitter Nirvana”