I jus bought a 2015 SI swimsuit edition, continuing my little porn bender. what I like about the SI swimsuit magazines is that they're porn you can look at shamelessly in public. You don't get second looks as much as if they were grainy black-and-whites of Sasha Grey getting DPed. there's something to be said … Continue reading jPay Message #250
Category: playboy
jPay Message #233
my new long term, prison-art project is making a veritable spank rolodex by collecting old playboy cutouts and collating them into one "ultimate" collection. its basically scrapbooking for perverts. I was introduced to the idea by a lifer who used to be my block rep, and whose prized book was a makeshift playboy, essentially a … Continue reading jPay Message #233
jPay Message #195
its sad how big a deal cable TV has become for me. I literally base my schedule off what's good on TV. I used to think less of people like this; not that I made fun of them, I jus thought they were lesser humans. Oh well, I guess we inevitably become like people we … Continue reading jPay Message #195
“Playboys, Perversions, and a Prayer”
After two years of surviving on nothing but imagination and memory (and usually some creative mixture of the two), I broke down and finally bought some porn as a stimulus to rub one out. I procured a Playboy in exchange for two yellow bags of coffee. Playboys are some of the highest-quality porn we're allowed … Continue reading “Playboys, Perversions, and a Prayer”
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