jPay message #131

I jus drank two cups of that mexican espresso and I am ZOOMING! My new routine, since the pits are closed, is to make a cup and then try to do 150 push ups right after waking up. One positive of this quarantine is that there's no ride-ins so you already know who everybody is, … Continue reading jPay message #131 →

jPay message #112

Family and friends tell me the world is completely different because of coronavirus. You can't go anywhere, have to stay in one place, can't socialize in big groups. The stay-at-home order is like a lock down. "yeah, that sucks," I joke, "I wonder what that's like." Nothing much has changed here except that we have … Continue reading jPay message #112 →

“Higher Learning”

"You know, Brendan, sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason."I sigh, the whiskey hot on my breath, and nod. It's 2pm, I'm drunk, and I'm sitting with the legendary Professor Rubadeau for office hours. Hundreds of smiling students look down on me from the copious photos plastering the walls as well as the posters dangling from … Continue reading “Higher Learning” →

“Post-It Notes From the Underground”

I just downloaded a handful of new songs earlier, which is kind of a big deal here (most songs are $2). It's Friday night and off brands are working the unit; I just bought a bar of fudge, and am jamming out to the new Post Malone shit, which, apparently, is actually the old Post … Continue reading “Post-It Notes From the Underground” →

jPay message #033

The most depressing day of the year is always the last one. new years eve has too many expectations surrounding it, and its not much better in the joint. at least my expectations have been tempered. I've spent all day watching sex and the city. ordinarily that'd be one of the most depressing sentences ever … Continue reading jPay message #033 →