“Empathy For Aliens”

Reading David Icke is like an internet comment section as book. Every consiracy is true--thats his general thesis. he ties together all the disparate conspiracy theories, and wraps it up in some metaphysical discussion: the holograph universe, life as a computer game, ancient aliens, life as The Matrix, etc. etc. Maybe it's COVID but doesnt … Continue reading “Empathy For Aliens”

“Penitentiary Paychecks for COVID Relief”

The federal stimulus checks are the hottest thing to hit the yard since sub oxen (I know it's one word, the space is just a new tactic to evade the censors). It's revolutionized the way guys are doing their time. Every inmate --save for those listed as someone else's dependent--has been eligible to receive the … Continue reading “Penitentiary Paychecks for COVID Relief”

jPay Message #196

The convict code almost requires a blithe indifference to any calendar. Counting days can drive a man insane; 6 months to the door is generally considered the appropriate time to start thinking about release. Even so, I can't help making mental notes in regards to important milestones: In four days Ill have officially made it … Continue reading jPay Message #196