jPay message #131

I jus drank two cups of that mexican espresso and I am ZOOMING! My new routine, since the pits are closed, is to make a cup and then try to do 150 push ups right after waking up. One positive of this quarantine is that there's no ride-ins so you already know who everybody is, … Continue reading jPay message #131 →

jPay message #112

Family and friends tell me the world is completely different because of coronavirus. You can't go anywhere, have to stay in one place, can't socialize in big groups. The stay-at-home order is like a lock down. "yeah, that sucks," I joke, "I wonder what that's like." Nothing much has changed here except that we have … Continue reading jPay message #112 →

“All The Small Things “

I got some good ass money today after the gym closed for a week due to a power outage. my chest is blowed the fuck out rn, i feel great. I'm starting to regain my strength after slacking a bit this winter, not far off from my max weight in early October. but fuck I … Continue reading “All The Small Things “ →

“Comic Con”

the first adult comic book I very got into was "galactic breakdown". Jake showed it to me, and it gave birth to the "party pack." the hero of the story 's superpower is to ingest a handful of different drugs, like ketamine, steroids, and horny goat weed, and he'd transform into an alien ass-kicking galactic … Continue reading “Comic Con” →

“Higher Learning”

"You know, Brendan, sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason."I sigh, the whiskey hot on my breath, and nod. It's 2pm, I'm drunk, and I'm sitting with the legendary Professor Rubadeau for office hours. Hundreds of smiling students look down on me from the copious photos plastering the walls as well as the posters dangling from … Continue reading “Higher Learning” →