“I'm gettin' outta here," my bunkie tells me. "And it's all legal." "Phew. I thought you were gonna go all Shawshank." He laughs. "Naw, it ain't nothing like that. It's full-proof. They gotta lemme out." I think he meant but foolproof, but don't get caught up in the malapropism. I'm curious now. "Oh yeah, what's … Continue reading “Everyone Is A Moron Except For Me” →